Whoa whoa whoa, hello there you beautiful thing, you. I have a thing for you, and if you’d like to read more then that’s totally up to you. Okay, so basically I’ve got some christmas cards and some shitty art skills and I’d like to finally put them to use. Also, I can occasionally be cute so you might get something adorable written in the card. That’s literally all this is—but I’m old fashioned and I like getting cards so I’m kind of hoping you’ll like it too???? ANYWAY THE RULES ARE NOW BELOW.
— You gotta follow me man, I know it might be stupid but ayyy, I can be cool sometimes. (x)
— Reblog this to actually qualify. I mean you can like it but that doesn’t mean I’ll be like yo I’m gonna pick you. (I’m not picking, I’ll use one of those generator thingy’s)
— What kind of rules do you put on these things??
— OH tell me if you don’t live in the US because lol idk what to do then but I will get that damn card to you even if I have to swim across the ocean ok.
— You need to be a bomb ass person and stuff, (I’m sure you all are so this rule doesn’t appy)
— If I don’t know you and you win you should probably talk to me so I know what to put in your card ok.
— idk if you’re actually reading this but I’m pretending to put in another rule
— HOLY SHIT IT’S ANOTHER RULE
— I’m gonna pick two people a day (starting tomorrow) until I run out of stamps.
— If this whole thing fails, oops, I don’t blame you.
— ok thank you for being a cool dude and stuff adios
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why